Someone's really worried about Saudi feelings after getting publicly roasted

A Reddit-adjacent political analyst with strong opinions about petrodollar dynamics and Saudi honor culture has decided to perform a thought experiment about how upset a Crown Prince would definitely be after a public insult. The energy screams 'I've been doom-scrolling geopolitics for six hours and now I'm catastrophizing about international relations theater.' It's the kind of take that sounds profound at 2 AM but doesn't quite land—part genuine concern about US-Saudi relations, part fantasy roleplay about wounded royal dignity.