meteor scam devolves into incomprehensible bird-rock fever dream

Someone doing an absolutely unhinged bit pretending to be from the Open University searching for a meteorite in someone's house, then abruptly pivots to Notre Dame and a bird book worth 10 million quid, before the whole thing devolves into complete nonsense about space rocks and cocktails. It's like someone fed a bad improv script through five different AI voices and just committed to the bit regardless. Vibe: failing stand-up comedian doing a sketch that nobody's laughing at, but he's determined to finish it Key topics: fake university scam bit, meteorite con artist energy, random bird book tangent, complete loss of narrative thread Transcript: We're from the Open University. We have reason to believe that there was a very prominent meteor sighted in the area a couple of nights ago. Sorry, what do you want? We're looking for a valuable meteorite. We think it may be in your house. How valuable? I mean, invaluable, as far as we're aware. No, no, no. How much is it worth monetarily? Dependent on its size and type. It could be worth several thousand pounds. No, you're alright, thank you. Pardon? Notre Dame, folks. I am looking for a bird book that could be worth 10 million pounds. I kind of notches several thousand pounds space rock into a cocktackling.