Schrödinger's threat: copper thieves now targeting the one thing that requires state actors

Someone discovered that data centers have copper wiring and decided this was a novel vulnerability worthy of sensational coverage, paired with an ominous server room photo to maximize dread. The premise sits in that sweet spot of being technically possible yet absurdly inconvenient as a crime vector—like robbing a bank that's actively monitored by nuclear-grade security systems. This is the energy of someone who read one LinkedIn post about supply chain disruption and immediately weaponized it into civilization-ending rhetoric.