bro discovered spray-on personality and started preaching like a cult leader

I’m gatekeeping this from everyone I know in real life: You can buy human pheromones on the internet which when worn, subtly change people’s behaviour towards you. Androsterone makes you seem more competent and makes people respect you more. It says “I’m the best here so I am in charge.” Androstenone makes men suck up to you or try to fight with you, and women either rabidly attracted to you or scared of you (or both). It says “I am the alpha, do you fucking want some?” Androstadienone makes women incredibly warm and chatty towards you. They will yap your ears off and show you photos of their babies. No effect on men. It says “You can trust me.” They are very powerful substances and have an effect even if you can’t consciously smell them. Start with 50mcg on your chest/wrist skin, one substance at a time.