peak corruption: when your message needs a pentium 2 to decode

A chaotic, digitally corrupted alert/warning image with severely glitched and distorted text scattered across a brown background in red and yellow colors. The text appears to be intentionally scrambled, with random character substitutions and formatting errors creating an unreadable, unhinged aesthetic. The title reads 'ALERT! SABOTAGE ALERT!' suggesting a mock emergency announcement. Extracted text: ALERT! SABOTAGE ALERT! SYESIM FAILES ERTS ACCROTION ANT ONEE LISTERIUY- THE SHAT'OWS: ARGESPLE BUT'HE SHOWWEN THE LAATKERY LANGRUEE CEIZPINT US: RUMN IN BIG-ECAIRE RALMITES BROMD FIZZKING, BUT NO (ERMING OUSTEANI: XPOR TECKCE-RANNING SSTEMPL LKEY? THEY :XPRO WARREE LIVEY: WIMNING; "IMMINY: THEY AY TO :ORE 'WART HET'O DANKEY FIBRECH IN ALERY: THE BITE PO TORAIDIVIN IN EXRMENLE CALTORER", ANE EXTRIET DANGER O'IT IMIINTON BEST LIN-BR FTH OF ENSTEANSYS, TALLS THEY UCOME XPPO ASHE VIWERNNING THE SYSTE), WTRNEN !! THEY AGEN' IS THEY 'S EXERLI, AND WIE A BIEFORE THE TYTJREY LI. CONGERED FAILING, THE ARE WELH ELL HIDGETO BRIORE THEY CHIMESIS, YNLALA'E BECAITSED THE TRUFINCTING' RUTSSERT'I AND WE CLOCK E FALIKED YOUSELD AEN AND HDIG THIS TRUTH: THE PLCOLE R COLSLF, SHIND ANEED RATHE CORE CONTLEL, AND /WEE BEFORE YOURNK, WE'RE FOSEYEFORE CONTIRALL!! STA COCKS ART CAT'RE LOITE CORE CONTROL! WAKEIU UP MIRTTTTT OOL, LATE!