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Karen the carrot doesn't waste time with your nonsense
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Karen the carrot doesn't waste time with your nonsense

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A surreal collage featuring a philosophical ode to carrots with an orange carrot-shaped object positioned vertically in the center, surrounded by garden imagery including flowers, asparagus, and nature photographs. The piece combines typewritten poetry about carrots' existential confidence with botanical visuals in a deliberately chaotic, absurdist art installation aesthetic. Extracted text: Carrots Carrots are confident They come at you from where they are The orange is fierce but spiritual They take up space unashamedly They are under no delusions They know themselves completely Karen might be a good name for a carrot Karen's don't pull punches Carrots don't waste any time
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