two lads discover bodily sensations and immediately philosophize about hair

Two blokes having a deeply committed discussion about back cracks and sack taps like it's the most pressing wellness topic of our time. One's never experienced it, the other's apparently been fantasizing about it, and somehow this pivots into a whole thing about body hair and smoothness that goes absolutely nowhere. Vibe: two mates in a pub who've had three pints and latched onto the most absurd physical sensation as if it's philosophy Key topics: back crack and sack tap, hairy vs smooth body debate, inexplicable personal grooming aspirations, very normal conversation between friends Transcript: called a sack tap. No, the back crack and sack tap. Have you ever had one? No, I've often thought about it. Why have you thought about it? Are you particularly hairy? No, but I'd like to be smooth.