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Pentagon's laser go brrr, airports go bye-bye
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Pentagon's laser go brrr, airports go bye-bye

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A futuristic meme featuring a sleek black aircraft silhouetted against bright neon green laser beams emanating from below, creating a sci-fi aesthetic. The image combines cyberpunk visual styling with absurdist humor, presenting a completely fictional scenario about a Pentagon mega-laser causing airport disruption. Extracted text: Futurism EL PASO AIRPORT SHUTDOWN CAUSED BY, WAIT FOR IT, THE PENTAGON'S NEW MEGA-LASER
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