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By Earth Is A Sales Funnel For SATAN (via @wttp3)•February 20, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: You're in a coma. LLMs aren't real. There's no such thing as "The Singularity." Elon Musk doesn't exist. Nikita Bier doesn't exist. You aren't "doomscrolling." You're attached to a machine that beeps once in a while. We love you. Please wake up. Please wake Up.