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THE DAILY DISTORTION
YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DESPAIR AND DESESPERATION
ONE UP 5ABT
OCTOBER 26, 2003
BEDSIT BOMBSHELL!
ADOPTED OCTO-TODDLERS UNCOVER
'MIRROR' MURDER PLOT!
EXCLUSIVE!
HER DEAD EX....
IS A HAND MIRROR?
BEST
EVER
CHILDREN OF
THE GOSSIP
ARE THEY NOT POT
CHOPPED FOR
LIVER?
FIND ON PAGE 3!
NRLGERTE
TO CONISS ARE
THE DOUD
SONAUDI!
TABLOID
TYCOON'S FALL:
FROM RED
CAPIT'T
REDUNDANC....
ROADKILL CHIC!
SLOP.
MASREADUED
SEAND IMTERSE