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sacrifice the hamster to the router gods, it's the only way
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sacrifice the hamster to the router gods, it's the only way

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A four-panel comic showing a person attempting to sacrifice a small animal (possibly a hamster or guinea pig) to restore WiFi connectivity. The first panel shows the person requesting acceptance of the animal as a sacrifice near a router. The second panel shows an angry yellow character's reaction. The third panel reveals the WiFi is down. The final panel depicts an escalated ritual with the animal in a pentagram surrounded by candles and another character participating. Extracted text: PLEASE ACCEPT THIS ANIMAL AS A SACRIFICE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WIFI'S DOWN
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