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Your dick is a medical diagnostic tool, bro

By Brett Boettcher (via @wttp3)
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Your dick is a medical diagnostic tool, bro
Morning erections aren't just about sex. They're your "check-engine light" for: -Plummeting hormones -Heart disease risk -Metabolic dysfunction If they've disappeared, here's what your body is trying to tell you:
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