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man confidently believes he'd be better at being a clam than actual clams

By cav empty (via @wttp3)
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if i were to switch bodies with a mollusk i would be able to successfully perform mollusk activities, likely to a high standard, while the mollusk would struggle if not be completely ineffective
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