Royal scandal bingo: incest, aliens, lawsuits, and complete typographical collapse
MAKES KREED FIRE
estranged brother marries
sister: royal shock
CLMICOLT ESTRANGED
ORI POE ROYAL SHOCKT
tabloid fury
CAMILLA'S SON-IW
COUSIN'S NIECE sues for life
inheritance lost
ALIEN GRANDFATHER
reTurns, abraCTION? or
reUNIOn gone?