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Florida man redefines 'concealed carry' in the worst way possible

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Florida man redefines 'concealed carry' in the worst way possible
A news headline from Fox News reporting on an arrest of a Florida man who allegedly concealed a firearm under prosthetic breasts while wearing lingerie. The headline is presented in typical news website format with a byline, exemplifying the absurdist nature of real news from Florida. Extracted text: US NEWS Florida man wearing lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic breasts By Stephen Sorrace, Fox News
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