someone's mad about lateness, accidentally outs a relationship, Jesus gets involved

Someone's having an absolutely unhinged conversation where they're pulling up late to something, getting defensive about timing, and then things go sideways when someone asks if two people are 'an item' — cue the panicked Jesus and denial that suggests they absolutely are, actually, a couple. Vibe: caught red-handed energy, the audio equivalent of someone's voice cracking while lying Key topics: being late, relationship status denial, social awkwardness, whatever game or situation this is supposed to be Transcript: Yeah, that's right. What's the game? What's the sort of times you call this? Yes, exactly. What sort of times do you call this? You should have been here an hour ago, reflecting. Are you two? What? An item. No! Jesus!