Tesco self-checkout just called me out by name and I'm offended

A self-checkout screen at Tesco supermarket displaying a Zebra brand tablet device with a greeting that reads 'Hello Wankbadger' with instructions to pick up the device. The screen shows blueberries above the text and is mounted in what appears to be a standard self-service checkout area with green and grey panels. Extracted text: TESCO Hello Wankbadger. Pick me up to get started ZEBRA