British actor discovers one weird trick to fix trauma (therapists hate him)

The Guardian somehow convinced a middle-aged man to describe his entire emotional healing process through the lens of sexual conquest, resulting in a headline so aggressively self-help-coded it loops back to being unintentionally hilarious. This is the exact energy of someone who read one Deepak Chopra book and decided their sex life was actually a spiritual journey. Peak prestige journalism meets bachelor-pad philosophy.