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when your therapy appointment is a children's show hosted by existential dread

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A surreal, high-energy collage depicting three people sitting on a purple couch in front of a children's TV show set, surrounded by absurdist visual chaos. They're holding glowing neon weapons and wearing bucket hats while a man in a sparkly suit stands behind them pointing at a sign declaring 'ADULTING IS LIE.' A newspaper-constructed Christmas tree of existential dread looms in the background, covered in crisis keywords like 'TAX,' 'RENT PRICES,' and 'STUDENT LOANS.' The entire scene is drenched in millennial/Gen-Z ironic despair aesthetics. Extracted text: GLOBAL WAREMING RENT PRICES: TOTAL BUST CORRUGED BIZARRE BETOND DESAME BETOND REFMS DR MED TAX TAX TODAY'S TOPIC: ADULTING IS LIE STUDENT LOANS
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