Thomas the Tank Engine but make it unhinged neurodivergent reading crisis

A surreal, hyperdetailed comic mashup featuring Thomas the Tank Engine characters surrounded by towering stacks of books, pizza, calendars, and chaotic office materials. The scene depicts characters in various states of existential reading crisis, with academic parody dialogue about analyzing single pages for hours and spiraling into tangential research rabbit holes. The aesthetic blends vintage children's illustration with millennial burnout humor. Extracted text: SO MANY BOOKS LITTLE DOPAMINE! AM I EVEN READING? I'VE ANALYZED PAGE 1 FOR 18 HOURS. WHAT IS 'PLOT'? I'VE ANALYZED PAGE 1 WHAT IS 'PLOT' JUST SAW TO BIRD. NOW NEED RESEARCH ORNITHOLOGY AND BUILD TO NEST THE READING LIST JUST ABYSS EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION