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Two pop stars allegedly speedrunning every conspiracy theory in one music video

By Bridgett Fertig (via @wttp3)
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Two pop stars allegedly speedrunning every conspiracy theory in one music video
A genuine moment of someone connecting Aguilera and Lovato to a conspiracy theory smoothie containing adrenochrome harvesting, MK Ultra, and underground child trafficking—all allegedly encoded in a music video for the enlightened. The author has weaponized media literacy into a full-contact conspiracy sport, complete with the classic "the signs are there for those ready to see them" closer that definitely won't radicalize anyone. Peak chronically-online behavior meets New Age spiritual bypassing meets QAnon adjacent thinking.
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