Humanity ending via toilet paper shortage, delivered by sentient noise

A chaotic 'breaking alert' style meme with aggressive yellow and red text warning of apocalyptic doom related to humanity's hygienic practices. The text becomes increasingly garbled and incoherent toward the bottom, suggesting either corrupted data, intentional absurdist scrambling, or severely degraded OCR. The overall aesthetic mimics sensationalist news alerts but devolves into complete nonsense. Extracted text: BREAKING ALERT!! THE END IS UPON US! THE END IS ABOUT TO WIPE HUMANITY THIS TO RA FFOOMS YOU VERY JOB, "OUR'E FUTURERYHING "SCENE, TI] VALE PRAPSITION AS FUITING US, THE "DIT BIEATERN" IS ONE BUSINESS'S MS THEY BUREMENT, WINER THE OUR LIVES?? TST' LAND ARE THIS STORE, THE SWET TICING, BEFORE IT ORE THE CONSOLIM/BETE CONTROL, BAAS W'REMEST WAKE UP AWAY, BE OF OURNYENE NOR. All – INDICTED OPONCALYSE.