Tell grass enjoyers actually want you dead (citation needed)

A propagandistic-style illustration depicting a sinister man with a computer chip implanted in his forehead holding a 'tick activator' device, overlooking soldiers and a woman holding grass. Swarms of red-eyed spiders descend from dark clouds above a nature preserve sign. The composition parodies conspiracy theories mixing transhumanism fears, environmental control narratives, and satirical 'touch grass' internet culture. Extracted text: THEY WANT TO KEEP YOU THE EARTH! NATURE PRESERVE ENTRY PROHIBITED DECREE OF DECREE OF GATES FOUNDATION WAKE UP SHEEPLE! YOUR LIBERTY IS GRASS! TOUCH GRASS AT YOUR OWN RISK! TICK ACTIVATOR