DMT asteroid man meets Twilight energy in 10-day fever dream

“I wrote an epic novel about a DMT-addicted astronomer and his group of misfits, who spend years studying the sky to discover how to harness the power of a DMT-addicted DMT-obsessed asteroid terraforming operator called Alpheus The Unilever Man. I spent three years alone composing the opening lines: ‘I am 74 years old and this is my last day wearing pajamas. Sandwiches are coming in with an annoying crackle. There is a bloodthirst on the backchannel. The universe rolls its eyes at the prospect of another double-jointed sky.’ It’s pretty epic, but I composed the rest in under ten days. After comparing the manuscript to Twilight, I decided to ‘fail fast’ by having my novel published.”