Saudi prince spends yacht's down payment on speakers

A Middle Eastern royal decided that a $70M floating palace required an additional $1.5M ear rape installation to achieve true mediocre leisure. This is the auditory equivalent of gold-plating your gold-plated toilet—not because it makes sense, but because the accountant finally stopped asking questions. The kind of conspicuous consumption that makes you realize wealth isn't measured in happiness, just increasingly absurd audio fidelity at sea.