Medieval thots meet modern degeneracy: a Valentine's tragedy

A collection of medieval-themed Valentine's Day cards featuring archaic English text and vintage-style illustrations. The cards blend faux-historical aesthetic with crude, sexually suggestive modern humor ('touch butts'), creating an intentionally jarring and comedic clash between ornate medieval design and crass contemporary language. Extracted text: I wouldst like to touch butts with thee, Valentine! I pick thee Valentin! Thou art the finest in all the kingdom!