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Santa's supply run gets intercepted by Defense Dept, reindeer casualties reported
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Santa's supply run gets intercepted by Defense Dept, reindeer casualties reported

By 𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ ‍ (via @wttp3)
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A CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY: Santa Claus’ sleigh shot down by U.S. Air Force over the Gulf of America on Christmas Eve. Secretary Hegseth has confirmed that Claus was smuggling a ton of Fentanyl and Florida bound. All aboard, including all reindeer, presumed dead.
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