respect the troops (but make it incoherent word soup)

Someone's doing a solemn tribute to a fallen American soldier, but they've completely mangled the syntax halfway through and started word-salading about 'world of wars' and 'really, really terror' like they're either having a stroke or reading phonetically from a document they don't understand. It's like watching someone try to read a teleprompter after three Red Bulls. Vibe: motivational speaker who got the script five seconds before going live Key topics: military tribute, fallen soldiers, vague war references, incoherent rambling Transcript: Honor one more American soldier, fallen warrior of world of wars, and really, really terror.