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chose the joint over beans and called it character development

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chose the joint over beans and called it character development
i walked into my next door neighbors room, saw a joint inside plate she ashed into beside her bed, then a plate of beans she’s eating like she stole it. “come and eat” she said. “thank you, na this one i wan eat” i replied as i pulled the weed plate close to me. thought about it for a second and lit the joint, and i’ve been happy ever since.
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