Mourning ex via dog's haunted respiratory system, 10/10 unhinged

Someone's having a casual chat about their ex-boyfriend Jack and their new Jack Russell terrier also named Rover, which is already deeply unhinged, but then it pivots into absolute nonsense about pipework and somehow ends with an accusation that the dog is haunted by the ghost of the ex's cough. It's like someone started a normal interview and gradually slipped into fever dream logic. Vibe: Grief-addled pet owner manifesting their ex through their dog's respiratory system Key topics: ex-boyfriend named Jack, Jack Russell dog named Rover, naming confusion creating cosmic horror, haunting cough echo phenomenon Transcript: Recent ex-boyfriend? Yeah. When did you split up? About two years ago, but I love him a lot. What was his name? Jack. Jack? Jack Russell. What is the dog's name? You're gonna make fun of me, but it is called Rover. Really? Yeah. What's the dog's name? This is Jack Russell. This is Rover. It is a Jack Russell. But it is a Jack Russell. Just fill the pipework and don't push it. So you've got a Jack Russell called Rover. How long have you had the dog? Not long, six months. And how long did it take you to notice the haunting echo of Jack's cough?