Pope runs underwater damnation hotline staffed by dolphins; your call is very important

A surreal, baroque-style oil painting depicting a papal figure wearing headphones made of tangled wires, operating an absurdist underwater hotline switchboard. Anthropomorphic dolphins in clergy attire surround him in a hellish bureaucratic office setting with vintage rotary phones, control panels with red lights, and swimming fish in a swirling green-orange sky. The scene parodies corporate hold music combined with religious damnation. Extracted text: INFALLIBLE HOTLINE: HOLD PLEASE. ETERNAL AQUATIC JUDGEMENT IS IMPORTANT TO US.. DAMNATION IN PROGRESS. HELL-O? ANYONE THERE? HELL-O? THERE? SOE: URW STAFFING IN THE UNDERWORLD / DGET.MACN. SAINT FLIPPER. DOLPHINUS CULPA-LEO MAXIMUS DIAL AGAIN LATERUS.