Ancient marble meets Reddit discourse, nobody wins

A surreal collage featuring a classical armored statue in the center holding two massive scrolls with crude drawings and text about gender politics, surrounded by internet culture elements (emoji faces, newspapers, digital screens, architectural backgrounds). A caricatured press figure with a microphone stands to the right, operating within a chaotic digital-meets-classical art mashup framed by neon red borders. Extracted text: PERFECT THIGHS! THERE THIGHS! BEAUTY SECRETS EXPOSED | MANLY DUTY STRONG LEADER | THE PATRIARCHY AT FAULT! | ORIGINAL SLOP | PRESS | HOT TAKE