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Hegseth getting eviscerated with spa day imagery and dress-up accusations

By CALL TO ACTIVISM (via @wttp3)
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Hegseth getting eviscerated with spa day imagery and dress-up accusations
CTA’S COSIMA JUST EVISCERATED PETE HEGSETH: “We all know Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy who talks tough on camera and then goes home and lays cucumber slices over his eyes and lets his assistant rub his feet while he practices war speeches in the mirror… The most dangerous thing isn't a foreign adversary. It's the guy sitting behind the desk playing dress up as Secretary of Defense. And yes, I said defense and not war, because you're not a warrior, Pete. You're a joke.”
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