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Cockatoo unlocks potential dust through aggressive alchemy and bicep flexing
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Cockatoo unlocks potential dust through aggressive alchemy and bicep flexing

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A surreal, maximalist illustration featuring an anthropomorphic cockatoo scientist in a white lab coat with dollar sign tattoos, flexing while conducting an absurdist alchemy experiment. The scene is cluttered with colorful test tubes, magical glowing liquids, a sandwich, googly-eye hands, and various motivational/business-themed scrolls. The entire composition screams pseudo-intellectual hustle culture wrapped in mystical nonsense. Extracted text: FREE UNLOCK-YOUR POTENTIAL DUST, SHIFT 3D, BORING RULES OBEY, POLITE DECORUM, JBNL
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