Bro speedran from therapist to competition in 3 tweets

A Twitter thread where a user contemplates calling an ex, receives stoic 'no contact' advice, admits struggling with loneliness, and the adviser pivots to offering themselves as a substitute conversation partner instead. It's a darkly comedic example of someone weaponizing support into a lowkey romantic play. Extracted text: 22 @hxney220 · 10h I should call him ... Ridz @r_hussain4599 · 9h You can do no contact. You just gotta have that mental willpower 22 @hxney220 · 9h It's difficult alone Ridz @r_hussain4599 How ab you message/call me and we can chat every time you wanna talk to him