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justice.gov speedrun: fish heads, pop-tarts, and bionic surgery
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justice.gov speedrun: fish heads, pop-tarts, and bionic surgery

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A screenshotted messaging thread from justice.gov featuring absurdist late-night messages about fish heads and chicken pharmaceuticals, followed by an image of a cherry pop-tart with red sprinkles, and concluding with a cryptic message about medical procedures. The entire conversation has a chaotic, unhinged energy typical of fever-dream internet content. Extracted text: The fish heads was what I needed 02:55:22 am Chicken pharm would have been good too 02:55:41 am You are back on my show. 02:56:03 am Oh, one more thing. CHUNKYs!!!! 02:56:37 am Harry Fish Cherry pop tart from Greenberg 04:15:55 pm 2018/06/14 2018/06/17 Sultan wants to replace bionic dick with new swiss version. Wants different surgeon 03:01:04 pm justice.gov EFTA01616234
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