
justice.gov speedrun: fish heads, pop-tarts, and bionic surgery
A screenshotted messaging thread from justice.gov featuring absurdist late-night messages about fish heads and chicken pharmaceuticals, followed by an image of a cherry pop-tart with red sprinkles, and concluding with a cryptic message about medical procedures. The entire conversation has a chaotic, unhinged energy typical of fever-dream internet content.
Extracted text:
The fish heads was what I needed
02:55:22 am
Chicken pharm would have been good too
02:55:41 am
You are back on my show.
02:56:03 am
Oh, one more thing. CHUNKYs!!!!
02:56:37 am
Harry Fish
Cherry pop tart from Greenberg
04:15:55 pm
2018/06/14
2018/06/17
Sultan wants to replace bionic dick with new swiss version. Wants different surgeon
03:01:04 pm
justice.gov
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