buy taxidermy cats at 2am, regret at dawn—a cautionary tale

A vintage-style advertisement mockingly encouraging drunk online shopping on eBay. It depicts a disheveled man in business attire slouched at a computer surrounded by beer cans, with absurdist product examples listed including a taxidermy cat, broken gaming console, and a reproduction of the Elephant Man's skeleton. The aesthetic mimics 1980s-90s advertising with italic serif fonts and comedic desperation.