God.exe and DEI.exe simultaneously launching from same USB stick

A member of the Trump family confidently announces they're personally rescuing Christianity, God, and the nuclear family in one breathless sentence, as if these are failing startups in need of venture capital. The statement collages together culture war talking points with the conviction of someone who genuinely believes 'DEI being out the window' solves metaphysical problems. Peak unself-aware energy meets absolute units of political rhetoric.