Mullet man achieves transcendence via flying fishcakes (1987)

A chaotic tabloid-style newspaper page from 1987 featuring a man in business attire surrounded by flying fishcakes in an office setting. He's wearing headphones, has flames erupting from his head, and looks absolutely unhinged while coworkers celebrate in the background. The absurdist headline describes a "brassic breakdown" and "trouser-phone terror" at a phone hub, with deliberately misspelled British slang throughout. Extracted text: FRIDAY, NOV 23, 1987 35p FISHCAKE HELL! MULLET MAN'S BRASSIC BREAKDOWN AT Randy receiver's "trouser-phone" terrorBONKERS PHONE HUB! Boss "gobsmaked" by "tebabaging" incident! OI! MY GODPICCE! IS THAT YOUR MUM?! OO HF MUM?! RING FIRE! Day 37. Saw things. Unspeetable things. The lnc "quaee" was nene same bisqe incident. My soul soul of foa discarabed crumpet.