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just talk to girls at beach bro, they love being approached while half-naked

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just talk to girls at beach bro, they love being approached while half-naked
The ‘approach drought’ is alive and well everywhere, including on the beach Girls go to the beach in skimpy bikinis and sit on the sand for hours hoping to meet a guy. The guys do not appear (anymore). ALL you actually have to do to meet sexy girls in bikinis yourself is: Go to the beach. You do not need a ‘Chad physique’ either Take a stroll along the beach. Lots of people do this. It’s natural You can have a buddy with you if you want. Bring a beachball to make it more fun Stop and chat with cute girls you see splashing in the surf or soaking in the sun If they aren’t interested in chatting, keep strolling & opening till you find girls who are When you find girls who are down, stop strolling and take a seat with them. Chat for a while If it’s going well, invite them to grab food, a drink, an ice cream, etc. from a spot along the beach If it’s still going well after that, invite them back to yours for wine or to watch a movie I started picking up girls at the beach when I was 25 lbs. overweight. I thought they would be put off by my lack of WASHBOARD ABS (I figured I’d get shot down but it was still worth a test… surprise, surprise, girls on the beach are chill!) but it turns out girls don’t care. Seriously, if you have the confidence to talk to a girl on the beach, you are instantly way hotter than the washboard ab dude sitting four towels down who just doesn’t have the balls to approach her. If you have the confidence to actually try to move the interaction forward, that x10. Go to the beach, man. You know how chicks on dating apps like to catfish you, and it turns out they are actually double the weight you thought they were? There is none of that at the beach. It is ALL on display. What you see is what you get. Yeah, you might be a little nervous approaching a girl with barely anything on at first, but just keep your eyes on her face and don’t stare at her boobs too much and you’ll be fine. Plus: if she likes you, she is going to want you to stare at her boobs a little bit. Have fun.
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