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Metal bands bankrupting Pentagon via sheer headbanging force
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Metal bands bankrupting Pentagon via sheer headbanging force

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A vintage-styled propaganda poster mashup depicting a massive metal concert with a giant skull stage setup, crowd of horns-up metalheads, and flames, paired with a satirical newspaper-style inset claiming metal bands are draining military budgets. Includes a comedic graph showing military spending decline and Uncle Sam struggling with a piggy bank, deliberately absurd and unhinged in tone. Extracted text: METAL MANICS' MEGA MILLIONS! PENTAGON POORHOUSE DIGS UP DIRT: HEADBANGERS OUT-ARMING AMERICA! Uncle Sam's Budget Bunk! Bat-Winged Banksists Bankrupting Backupting Barracks! Government Goths Go Broke! MILITARY SPENDING
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