Libertarians hate this one weird trick: reading

A dictionary-style definition entry with a satirical twist. The image presents 'libertarian' as a noun with a deliberately absurd and self-contradictory definition that mocks libertarian philosophy by suggesting they believe private corporations should handle oppression—inverting the ideology's actual stance on individual liberty. Extracted text: lib·er·tar·i·an (noun) One who believes that oppression is best handled by the Private Sector.