Goblin gets the girl, mall gets the body count. Peak slop energy.

A vibrant 80s-90s synthwave-inspired movie poster featuring a blonde woman in neon pink/purple athletic wear on a glowing skateboard alongside a grotesque green goblin creature holding a boombox, set in a colorful shopping mall corridor with palm trees, neon signage, and a monstrous entity looming overhead. The aesthetic perfectly captures retro VHS horror-comedy kitsch with deliberately absurd juxtaposition. Extracted text: RAD CALIF HILS ARCADE BLITZ GOBLIN MALL MASSACRE: THE UNHOLY MATRIMONY Prepare for... Retail Annihilation R for Ridiculous