Real estate agent wakes up and chooses violence for property listings

A Facebook/LinkedIn real estate listing for a property in Andalucia, Spain priced at €250,000. The post opens with the word 'BASTARD' in all caps before describing the Albujarra Lookout property featuring privacy and energy autonomy. The listing includes 6+ interior and exterior photos showing a pool, solar panels, modern kitchen, living room, bathroom, and patio area. There's a stark tonal disconnect between the aggressive opening word and the serene property marketing.