Guardian discovers throuple drama, leads with sex toy quote, calls it journalism

The Guardian's social media team apparently decided that burying the lede was for cowards, so they slapped a portrait photo next to a quote about being treated like a sex toy to drive engagement on a throuple exposé. It's the kind of sensationalism that bridges serious-journalism-with-a-pulse and pure tabloid bait—technically covering legitimate relationship dysfunction but doing it with all the subtlety of a breakup text. Peak modern Guardian energy: important topic, inflammatory framing, guaranteed dunking in the replies.