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Rod Liddle destroys Dubai influencers with surgical precision

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Rod Liddle destroys Dubai influencers with surgical precision
A sarcastic article excerpt from The Spectator by Rod Liddle mocking wealthy British influencers vacationing in Dubai during turbulent times. Features a screenshot of Petra Ecclestone in a pink shirt with a concerned expression, accompanied by Rod Liddle's commentary roasting influencer culture, cosmetic surgery, and the performative safety-seeking behavior of the elite. Extracted text: The Spectator • Follow 4h There's another nepobrat, Petra Ecclestone, daughter of the ghastly Bernard: 'We came to Dubai to feel safe! We shall get through this.' Probably, Petra, but it's not a certainty. Helly Lisa O'Brien posts on Instagram about her family: 'We can give our kids calm even when we are shaking inside.' And the others – Sam Gowland (a bloket), Luisa Zissman, Arabella Chi, Vicky Pattison. All except Sam with stapled-on lips. I think you don't get into Dubai unless you have these, plus a certificate quaranteeing that they won't explode during your time in the UAE, under the scrutiny of that pitiless sun. 🍔 Rod Liddle Article | https://spectator.com/.../wont-someone-please-think-of... | #dubai #influencers #instagram #iran Won't someone please think of Dubai's influencers? ROD LIDDLE
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