Dear James: My husband won't stop being a human disaster in bed

A colorful, modern illustration styled like an advice column cover featuring a woman in bed looking exasperated while cuddling with a messy-haired man. The art uses bold blues, pinks, and oranges with a casual, indie-comic aesthetic. The juxtaposition of intimate domestic life with marital distress creates darkly humorous tension. Extracted text: DEAR JAMES: My Husband Is a Mess It's gotten so bad, I'm considering leaving him.