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Mia invents sleep, Jacob just steals from his parents' medicine cabinet

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Question: “If you guys were a mad scientist, if you were in your own lab, what would you create?” Mia Goth: “A pill that gives you 12 hours of sleep every night.” Jacob: “It’s called Xanax.”
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