glitched founder brain poisoning disguised as cyberpunk magazine cover

A Futurism article wrapped in maximum vaporwave chromatic aberration, screaming about tech billionaires having a collective breakdown over AI—because nothing says 'serious journalism' like RGB distortion and 'CARNIVAL OF SOULS' typography. This is what happens when Silicon Valley anxiety gets cosplayed as high-concept digital aesthetics. The piece wants you to believe influential founders are collectively losing their minds, all filtered through the lens of someone who discovered glitch art in 2019 and never recovered.