guy learns too much about porn music via friendship chain

Some bloke heard through the grapevine that porn has its own dedicated music production ecosystem, and he's immediately regretful about possessing this information. It's the kind of useless, vaguely horrifying knowledge that spreads through friend groups like a verbal STI—technically true, vaguely unhinged, and nobody asked for it. Peak 'information you can't unlearn,' delivered with the energy of someone who just wants to forget his mate's dodgy ex ever opened their mouth.